McCain's

Nope, I'm not about to get all Republican on y'all. Rather this is a paen to frozen oven chips: my attempted salvation from shin splints. I slept last night with a bag of frozen chips wrapped against my leg with a sleeping bag!! Just hope it works...

It puts me in mind of a John Hegley poem:
'There once was a Martin from space
Who entered a three-legged race
He wasn't very fast
In fact he came last
Because he was a bag of oven-ready chips.'

Score: Mind Over Matter AFC 33 - 6 Dynamo Dobbo's Demons